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A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.
My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.
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Males with extreme genetic ear and lip traits.
That guys a real Monkey Duck Boy
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Presenting a fully erect cock to your girly. Then swifty blowing her mind.
My girl wanted me to Give Her The Monkey, if yeah know what i mean.
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A monkey who lives in Chris Griffens closet
"teh evil monkey is in my closet"
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A Woman With A Tight Pussy That Can Contract her kagle Muscles On Command While Having Sex, And Not During Orgasms Which Is Continuous!!!!
1. Girl,!!!! I'm In Love Wit Dat Monkey Wrench Pussy Between Ya Legs
2. That Girl Got A Monkey Wrench Pussy On Her!!!!
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Name given to a hot guy.. Obviously spoken in Code so the hot guy doesnt know that the girl is reffering to him.
Woah! Code Monkey
Holy Shit, Look at THAT Code Monkey
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'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)
What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!
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