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The act of intentionally shooting yourself in the face in order to remove your current face and have a new, more attractive face surgically transplanted at a later date.
"Yoo bro shes never gonna date a fugmo like you, you betta pop that lid"
A male or female with a big head with a skinny and body
Do you have lolly pop syndrome
Term popular in Reading for crushed amphetamines mixed with popping candy sweet used for recreation fizzy fun for all the family to enjoy
Person 1: hey dude did you get the popping candy
Person 2: ofc picked it up fresh tonight is going to be mad mate
One of my favorite moots on tiktok! They post really great content, and they are beautiful!
Girl 1: Have you seen no...pop’s new post?
Girl 2: Yeah! They are amazing!
A MOTHER FUCKING STONER who like to eat water and drink orange chicken.
“damn you smoked that whole blunt? its been 5 minutes!” “don't worry i'm izzy pop heneajane” “oh right you eat water and drink orange chicken”
A genre of music full of disgraceful people singing what they managers give them. Their fans praise them and see them as super-humans
Retard:Oh my god Taylor Swift and Drake are so talented Pop music is the best
Humanity:I want to die
The ultimate musical sacrilege.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
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