when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded
I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.
A rather robust wiener or penis on a Frenchman in Quebec.
AnakynSky Traker has a fucking boat hand between his legs!!!!
A slut, a bitch. Someone who fucked Tatum in fifth grade.
A fictional weapon type in World Of Warcraft classic that is highly coveted within <Mediocre> by the Warrior class. One-Handed Axe users are typically players who made a mistake at character creation by picking a non-human race.
My "best-in-slot" One-Handed Axe is Crul'shorukh, Edge of Chaos, but I don't think it will ever drop because it isn't real.
Petting something with two hands.
When your cat really has an itch so you give them that double hand action.
An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.
“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”
This shows that you are homosexual. Many people will take pictures/selfies like that to show signs of homosexuality
*Takes selfie with one hand covering half of there face*
Friend: hey man why you always use one hand covering half of the face in photos
Them: oh becuase I am homosexual and part of the lgbtq+ and I just show my love for the lgbt community as I am part of it.
Friend: um- ok