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This dumb ass who is gay and homo and gets guys until things get nasty.
Let’s do it “john pulls down pants” never mined.
John is a musty sun of a bitch. He constantly reeks and smells like BO. John is also the type of guy to have a micro cock, he uses Mayo to masturbate.
Damn the man is such a john.
A fuck boy, most likely the person that would steal a pensil and lie about it. John is always the one that disrupts class and doesn’t turn in homework, but he will still get a good grade on a test
If your Dad's name is John than he is probably an impostor trying to kill your whole family. If you see any person named John with a knife then you should probably run. If you hear someone say hey john it means, than it probably means that that person who knows that John, is probably he's next victim. If your talking to someone and they say there name is John I would recommend running away. If your dad's name is John, chuck him out a window before he kills you whole family.
John will kill your whole family.
A John is one of the most sexist, most attractive human beings you could ever meet. A john is also fearless and is never really scared to do anything, A John will also always make you laugh because of how humorous he is. A john may also seem shy when sexual things come in to play but is very freaky once you get it out of him.
Another word for thing or place.
“Yo, grab that john”
“We need to get outa this john”
A John is a person full of passion, love and understanding. It will always focus on your best interests and will always make sure to help you when in need.
Thank god John is here, my life would be very different without John!