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Trump Karma
Dude, he's got trump karma. The guy was banging 3 chicks every day of the week and telling each of them they were his only Bae, till they realized they were being played.
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The multi-country marathon immigrants from South America, Central America and Mexico are making to the southern border of the United States. They are traveling to America in search of a better life, but President Trump, ICE and the military will try to block their entry into the US. President Trump, Trumpkin, Trumpnado, Trumper, Trump armor, Trump triumphant, tanTrump, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, Trumpy, Trumpism, Trump chumps, Trumployee, Trumpuzzle, Trump attitude, Game of Trump, Trump hammer, Trumpstraction, Trump feast, Tour de France, marathon, race, cross country, caravan, border crossing, illegal immigrants, border war
The Tour de Trump heading for the Mexican-American border is going to consume the lamestream media and libtards for months. Oh my gosh Jack, you are such a right-wing nut!
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To mess something up SO bad it can't get worse
*Boss:you realy are trumping stuff up,so you are fired
Verb. To skim a written text, just to be able to claim you have read it, without actually understanding it.
Todd Trump-read Preacher, so that he could move on to more culturally significant comics, like Sleepwalker.
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When your arms are so swole from lifting it looks like you have tiny lil baby hands
A: Bro, thalidomide will not increase your gains!
B: Nah, I got that Trump Pump.
The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.
Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.
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When you get caught stealing chicken, that chicken is subsequently now “Trump Chicken”.
I ain’t steal your dry ass Trump Chicken.