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Did you see the guns on that chick? My, she has some Big City Jacks!
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when a bunch of frat dudes take turns jizzing in a jack-o'-lantern until it's full
daaaaaaaamn it's october already?! time for baltimore jack-o'-lanterns, boys!!!
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a pretty cool guy. he knows whats up. more than rypie does.
jack curtis. the coolest thug alive
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In the famous words of Rob T. jack ballin is a term used when somebody has done you wrong
That jack ballin, Jukko ass nigga just stepped on my Timberlands
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The act of masturbation and ejaculation in a girl's eye.
After giving his girlfriend a one-eyed jack, he didn't know if he was cumming or going!
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The timeslot where "24" is televised. Literally, an hour (minus commercials) of Jack Bauer (bad-ass counter-terrorist agent played by Keifer Sutherland) using his power (knocking off the bad guys in bad-ass ways).
Dude, want to head downtown, have a few beers and grab some tail?
What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!
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(originally: "Fuck you, Jack, I'm all right!!" - described the bitter dismay of sailors ("jacks") returning home after wartime in the Navy to find themselves not treated as patriots or heroes, but ignored / sneered at by a selfish, complacent, get-ahead society - phrase was subsequently toned down for acceptable general use.)
Attitude of "every man for himself, survival of the fittest, devil take the hindmost", ... but also, that all the possible advantages (however gained), success (however won) and satisfaction (whatever the cost to others) belong to me first!" Narrow-focus, narrow-gauge pseudo-Darwinian selfishness glorified as a sensible philosophy of society and life.
People who find it hard to say "I'm all right Jack!" outright, say to anyone they find no longer useful: "I'm trying to get my life in order right now, so can you respect that, please?!..." (just before they throw themselves laughing into more fun and merry chaos!)
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