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Term used for people of an envied lifestyle who do not seem to desrve it. Used by jealous little fags with penis size similar to or less than average. This term is always used by the poor, the scrawney, the obese, the ugly, the stupid, the ignorant. Never used by people who respect that the size of theirs is nothing short of monstous- people like that don't need to assume everyone cool is making up for it.
GUY1: That dude has a ferrari.
GUY2: He has small penis syndrome.
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president bush is against masturbation (www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity), so he wanted to INVADE Iraq to circumcise all iraqi males and teach them to stop masturbating (what heppened to sistani.org? bush wants to cover his mistakes!). Since females in iraq are very private, trying to do anything of that sort to them, would cause most muslims to hate the u.s. so bad, that it wouldn't be worth it. Even the great bush jr. is afraid of the islamic world to some extent (see him ticking lately?)
operation iraqi penis was later abondoned, when it was found out that Islam does not allow people to masturbate anyhow, and they do a good job of following. (but the great little bush still closed the access of sistani.org, and some others to cover his mistakes)
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This is what Opie smells like. It's kind of like those plants that grow in swampmarshes.
Gee, Opie sure does smell like a penis frond.
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A variation of the Eiffel Tower.
As with the Eiffel Tower, this sexual act involves three participants: two men and a woman. One man is getting fellated, by the woman, whilst the other man is penetrating her vagina or anus.
Mid-coitus, the two men diagonally high-five each other, thus creating the lean.
Hey Mike, Amy is talking like she wants to get slammed by the Leaning Tower of Penis tonight, you down?
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a very large diameter air intake pipe commonly found on ricer honda civics
The whale penis intake adds about 50 horsepower.
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A tampon that is designed to cut off the end of a guys penis. I kid you not.
It was designed in free town south africa by 72 year old Jaap Haumann. The details are on the net.Check it out.
It was designed to cut off the tip of a rapist penis and gan do the same to any other guy who is also the of a mean and spiteful woman.
Some men have vowed that if they lose part of there penis the bitch will lose part of her tit.
It has been advised before you do anything else to use a long object with the dimensons of a penis such as a carrot,pickle ect. and stick it all the way in and then pull it back out to see if it is still intact.
Feminazis are sure to bring it to the U.S.
If you know whats good for you, you better not have a penis cutting tampon.
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The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.
Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!
Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.
Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?
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