what republicans say when voting on a bill, always wrong.
Donald Trump likes to project, "trust me, I know what I'm doing", but that is only in reference to promoting himself.
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suggests that the person who says this fucked your mum last night, but i dunno who would wanna fuck my mother (except my dad)
Related to: and your dad, and your mum, mother fucker, y tu madre.
A: You *&"ยฃ*("&(ยฃ(*"*(&
B: thats what your mum said last night
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What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.
What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.
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Typically a guy with big feet directly relates to how long their penis is.
Person 1: I have big feet.
Person 2: You know what they say about guys with big feet.
Person 1: Yeah yeah, i have a large penis.
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HER SKIRT OR SHORTS IS SO SHORT I CAN SEE HER GENITALS
A girl bends over showing everything ..
I can see what she had for breakfast.
Canadian slang.
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โwhat can you do when you live in a shoeโ is a classic saying used in many different circumstances. it is used when there is nothing else to say and another way of saying โthereโs nothing you can do about itโ
โbro my boyfriend just cheated on me with my uncle harryโ
โdamn thatโs super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoeโ
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It means a lot of things. For example;
1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.
High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?
My ass: A lot of things. Why?
High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.
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