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A lame joke... nothing special...
A: Who's there?
B: Joe.
A: Joe?
B: Joe MAMA!
A: *hangs up*
you mama is so fat, you missed three whole years of episodes.
A person who ascribes to the political belie that what they believe to be true is also common sense and therefore good public policy. This person will generally show great confusion when others disagree with them. Objectively their opinions would be widely regarded as conservative yet they themselves claim they are centre left.
My uncle mentioned he was on Team Joe he says he feels sorry for poor people but doesn't know what more can be done for them
Someone that’s a cunt or has a small penis
Steven was acting like Joe McKew to Richard.
Steven has a Joe McKew
A vape pen with DMT that will make you trip maddd balls.
“Nigga must be smoking that Joe Rogan DMT cart again.”
A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.
DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.
Example 2:
GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something
Noun
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!