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john is a femboy that is very submissive and very breedable. you can preorder from the insta page fish.and.chips.nigga
he comes with a bdsm pack containing dildoes of different sizes and various strapons for you to use. condoms arent includded
john is delicious
John is probably disassociating right now. Slipping in and out of dismal self doubt and a mind void of thought or reason. A small drop of drool escaping the corner of his mouth catches his attention and, for a brief moment, he is aware of himself. Numbly, he checks his email to see if his favorite store has a discount code for something he might find vaguely interesting. Buying and consuming is one of the few ponds of dopamine not yet fully dried up in the barren desert that is his sinking consciousness.
A chime sounds off. He is receiving a call.
He is excited more now than he has been all day!
Rushing to flush the toilet and wash, he checks the number. It is unknown.
“Hello? John speaking!” He barks, almost dropping his cracked iPhone 7.
“Hi John, can you hear me?”
A sweet voice coos from the line.
“Yes, of course! What can I do for you?”
He says curiously.
“Hi John! My name is Anna. We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
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John? It’s a fucking name, just use it like any other.
A very wicked male that chooses silly friendships over relationships. Doesn't take care of his girlfriends and flirts a lot with other females.
Don't be a john
A man with the biggest ass you can't understand. It's perfect in every way. I want it in my mitts.
"Hey do you know John?"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"
John is a unique human being, they are mostly born in Autumn falls or Winter, he makes mistakes and realises his mistakes as soon as possible, John is Very handsome pure hearted dude who wants nothing in life but true Love, he's been wishing to find the girl of his Dreams. Be assured John's are never unlucky
Stranger: Hey you know someone named John around here??
John: My name is John
Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!
The most generic name I have ever heard
Oh my gosh, what a john, he has beautiful hair for beautiful people and superhero body on roblox