beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

Meat Bouncer

A bad person, typically just the scum of the earth. Worst kinds of people to ever walk the earth

“Hey you know the new kid Gary?”

“Yeah what about him?”

“He’s a...meat bouncer..”

“Fuck that dude.”

Piss Meat

An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.

" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"

Won the meat raffle

died, expired, took their last breath.

Prince won the meat raffle

Meat tent

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.

She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.

meat route

The act of going to provide dick to a chick.

“I’ve got a meat route tonight fellas, I can’t play COD”

Meated

To put meat into or onto something

“Yea bro she got meated lastnight.” *proceeds to dap up*

“Make sure you get that pizza meated, can’t have pizza that isn’t meated”