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Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.

Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.

by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


tyrannosaurus queef monkey

when you slap a midgets ass and it diarrhea's all over your body.

i smell like shit i did the tyrannosaurus queef monkey.

by gedkghngkjjnhgijh April 29, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Boy

Dave Wilson, see also monkey

Someone who makes the tea, also known as a placement student.

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


steamy monkey arm

A massive shit. One huge solid turn resembling a monkey arm.

God damn dude, I gotta go lay a steamy monkey arm.

by Drew Peacock March 30, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


girth monkeys

the person who rides girth like a horney chimp

get of me you fuckin girth monkey

by Phill Stone January 16, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


slovokian monkey wrench

a combination of the geonoshan leg lock and the helsinki freedom punch

Hey Earnest, your aunt handled that slovokian monkey wrench like a real slugger!--- What a whore, that wasnt her first time! Come on Steve!

by brad and craig June 19, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chill Your Monkey

Calm down, quiet your inner child, create serenity with one's self

Janeen, Chill Your Monkey!

by Janeen May 2, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž