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It’s the word you say when you haven’t seen your friend in a while, or you’re talking about something from your past that happened some time a long time ago.
Barry - Yeah, some time a long time ago I ate a piece of dried apple and it chipped my tooth
Manny - oh. Well sometime a long time ago I had an allergic reaction to a dried apple so I can’t have any!!
When your Samsung tablet is taken away because you didn’t clean the basement and she finds that you have snuck both candy and the tablets into the basement and she takes away your tablet (hence the meaning) for a very very long time. Love you mom!
WHY ARE THERE TABLETS DOWN HERE. She snuck them! No ShE sNuCk ThEm! YOUR TABLETS WILL BE TAKEN AWAY FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME.
The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.
<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*
A coolmathgame and a weird sex position.
Guy one: Hey want to play Big time butter baron
Guy two : ',:)
Guy one: NO NOT LIKE THAT
Guy two: ',:)
Guy one: NOT LIKE THAT EITHER
A running joke among us Indians who always come late to any kind of fun events (parties, celebrations, attending religious worship, etc). We usually come 15 minutes to 30 minutes to an hour behind schedule due to laziness, procrastination, or having families who take forever to get ready.
It's also hypocritical cos we end up early for boring stuff like school and examinations because if we don't our parents will whip us for it.
"Hey Sanjay, you came here so late dude! you missed out on cake, shots, games, truth or dare! How did you get here?"
"Hey Jake, I only came here in Indian Standard Time (IST)"
"What do you mean Indian Standard Time?"
"you live only 20 minutes from me, so I left exactly at 7 pm when the party started, and then I realised I forgot to get your present halfway through, so I drove 10 minutes back home to get the present, only to realise my dog Sultan pissed on the couch so I spent another 20 minutes cleaning the couch, then I had to take a 20-minute shower to get the stench off me, and my girlfriend Preethi told me to do the dishes so I spent 20 minutes on the dishes, then on my way to your place the shortest route had a car crash, so I took the route that made me late by 30 minutes, and I'm here now!"
A mother were your mother is strapped to a ceiling fan that is spinning and your father gets a little licky when your mother passes bye
Hey I caught my parents doing ceiling fan hangy time last night