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When your massive penis collapses on its own weight and forms a black hole.
My friend, Dave, has a penis so massive that it has collapsed and formed a black hole penis. It suck all matter into it.
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A chic with jacked up teeth that may slice your penis while blowing you
May that chic had meth mouth so bad shes for sure bucky the penis slayer
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1)A condition that can afflict a men after a period of unintentional abstainence.
Upon the event of a sexual encounter you become so overjoyed at the prospect that you prematurely ejaculate.Similtaneously initiating another prolonged spell of abstainence.
1)Peter:"I had a case of prodigal penis syndrome last nite"
Sam:"What happened this time man?"
Peter:"She pulled off my trousers and a quart of cum was the only sight that greeted her!"
Sam:"You've earned yourself another couple of months then."
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Something Nick Barrett does have (see also, Nick Barrett)
Dude, My boyfriend doesn't even come close to a 12 inch penis.
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Licker of shit coming from penis
you penis shit licker
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An exclamation expressing surprise, similar to "gee Willikers", but used when angry and/or flustered.
Penis Willikers! The new Halo game got old quick, but for three months before it was released, Dave used to have a popcorn shrimp over it like it's such a BIG deal.
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Well the average penis length of a guy in England is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.
Dude1: What is your average penis length?
Dude2: 7.5 inches
Dude1: Wow!
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