My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.

Quote from the popular web series 'The Guild'. To shorten it up, it just means 'I don't care'.

Adam: I need a mentor with a penis.

Krystyl: My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.

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Yo what’s up it’s ya boy young megaphone

“Yo what’s up it’s ya boy young megaphone” is another way of saying hi but for cringey people that are addicted to TikTok (me)

“Yo what’s up it’s ya boy young megaphone how a are you today”

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Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?

You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.

Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.

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whats crackin in yo hood my young pimpin mc?

derived from elnglish, translated means: hello chum, how are things progressing in your homestead my dear and close companion?

yo blood, whats crackin in yo hood my young pimpin mc?

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Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndrome

A condition in which a person assumes competence in a given subject, but in reality has very little actual knowledge.

Most armchair tacticians have a bad case of Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndrome.

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Everyone knows what a Strawbriarerry tastes like

Strawbriarerry pronounced with an "r" in the middle like library. It is pronounced wrong but we all know what is meant. Don't knock it.

He says "Lets go to the libary."

She says "It's Not libary it's Library dummy"

He says "Everyone knows what a strawbriarerry tastes like, get off my ass.

She says "look at the bird in the winder"

He says "It's window"

She says "We all know what strawbriarerrys taste like"

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What is the purpose of Einstein's theory of relativity, Lobachewsky geometry and calculus?

This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.

Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.

And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.

If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.

Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"

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