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please don't shit the time

you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!

fuck: please don't shit the time. it's very rude.

by animatedHumorist December 19, 2017


LONG TIME COMMUNICATION THANG.

A term to describe texting back and forth for a longass time with really large breaks in between each text.

Person 1: "we talked from 1pm to 2am.."
Person 2: "Oh shiet!!!.... you got that "LONG TIME COMMUNICATION THANG."

by nosweater April 26, 2011


happy sleepy time juice

happy sleepy time juice make you feel silly and happy but also tired.

I drink my happy sleepy time juice and I feel so happy yet so sleepy

by the witches and warlocks December 29, 2021


tiny timfly timly timing

Someone who uses to many words in a sentence.

I hate Tom he's a tiny timfly timly timing

by I'm stupid July 9, 2022


Playboi Carti Sex Time

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse while listening to songs by the musician Playboi Carti.

Trayvon (to Jamal): Playboi Carti Sex Time.

by ​‍‍‍‍‍‍ May 24, 2023


Indian Standard Time (IST)

A running joke among us Indians who always come late to any kind of fun events (parties, celebrations, attending religious worship, etc). We usually come 15 minutes to 30 minutes to an hour behind schedule due to laziness, procrastination, or having families who take forever to get ready.

It's also hypocritical cos we end up early for boring stuff like school and examinations because if we don't our parents will whip us for it.

"Hey Sanjay, you came here so late dude! you missed out on cake, shots, games, truth or dare! How did you get here?"

"Hey Jake, I only came here in Indian Standard Time (IST)"
"What do you mean Indian Standard Time?"
"you live only 20 minutes from me, so I left exactly at 7 pm when the party started, and then I realised I forgot to get your present halfway through, so I drove 10 minutes back home to get the present, only to realise my dog Sultan pissed on the couch so I spent another 20 minutes cleaning the couch, then I had to take a 20-minute shower to get the stench off me, and my girlfriend Preethi told me to do the dishes so I spent 20 minutes on the dishes, then on my way to your place the shortest route had a car crash, so I took the route that made me late by 30 minutes, and I'm here now!"

by AffinityXS September 21, 2022


Ceiling fan hangy time

A mother were your mother is strapped to a ceiling fan that is spinning and your father gets a little licky when your mother passes bye

Hey I caught my parents doing ceiling fan hangy time last night

by Fattmattandgavin May 11, 2019