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Shy guy is a guy who is shy. But he is actually not that shy. He waters plants with alcohol when he is drunk, saying they need it. Shy guy claims not to be "a little Asian guy". He proved that by doing a TikTok dance with weird filter. The people are still curious- was it a banana? He also has a discord channel and like 108 girlfriends. And that's ok. Because he loves them equally. God, bless Shy guy and long life to the plants he watered that time.
Shy guy is watering the plants on the street with alcohol.
Shy guy has 108 girlfriends.
1👍 1👎
When your from jersey or Manhattan
Ill hang out with yous guys later
3 shirtless men in a tent and there is no space nor do they have socks meaning this is the only occasion where they will be in a gay situation.
The tent will be sweaty, musty, and dusty, but you’ll have ur homies to provide you with a good time, also good luck getting sleep cause ur homies will most likely be acting gay so don’t be disturbed.
Guy 1: 3 guys in a tent doing gay crap because there shirtless
Guy 2: can we get some sleep and stop acting like gay people
Guy 3: hey it’s ok this is the only time we can be gay so anyone wanna Jack off together?
A guy who likes Thighs ass and tits and can't decide between the three.
"Thighs,
Tits,
Or ass?"
"I'm a TATs guy"
"What's that?"
Yea TATs
"T for thighs
A for ass
T for tits"
pretty straight for a bent guy Is what you say when someone says to you
“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “
“ hey man Your pretty straight for a bent guy”
Never have been used, hes a nice number tho
Guy 1: lets suck dick
Guy 2 - 419: ill come
Guy 420: yall are sus af