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A person you can count on to be there when you need them.
Karl Riley.
Everyone is flaking; I really need a good new democrat to help me out at this constituency meeting.
A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.
Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"
Rolling his/her rock 🪨
Golfing his/her ball proficiently
Handling his/her business
Baller
Hey, is the new guy a decent salesman? I don’t know 🤷🏽 ♂️ if he’s a salesman yet, but he is a good golfer. The Dude shot 69-71 this weekend at the work retreat!
Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.
John: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there??
Mike: ITS A GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS
When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.
Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.
Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.
Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"