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A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.
Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.
When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er
I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.
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When you write your name with your urine in the snow
If you could just put your Hand Johncock right here…
just another word for getting beat up, most notably used by nydrillofficial.
dude 1: I caught him in the store and handed him the beats by dre
dude 2: dam that's crazy ig
dude 1: If I see him get/get handed the beats by dre
When a girl tosses you off so good that it feels heavenly.
I got with a girl the other day, and I was touched by the Hand of God.
A tattoo you get to look heavily tattooed but you have no money. So when you wear a jumper you look cool but in a swimming pool you look like a nonce like micheal jackson.
That bloke in the changing room’s hand sleeve looked cool. Oh scrap that he looks like a nonce now hes in the pool, babe get the kids over with us.
When you cum inside a girl and after you pull out she uses her hand to hold the cum inside her from getting on the sheets
This Hand Dam isn't going to hold forever! Get the towel!