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Life is an amazing thing you only get once. You get to be in love, have kids, settle down, get married, have an amazing family who loves you dearly, and maybe even be a crazy cat lady! lol. Remember, life is a once-in-a-lifetime expirence. So use it all very wisely. <3 <3 <3 <3

Girl: *Sighs* What would I do without life?

Boy: You'd be dead, no, wait, you wouldn't even know what life is.

by AmazingLexiIsNotOnFire March 23, 2017


Life

A meaningless simulation that always ends in pain and suffering.

"Life sucks."
"Don't worry, it'll be over soon..."

by BluePikachuthecheeseisreal May 7, 2020


Life

If yo Are Confused lIfe is the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA Jokeing Life Sucks

bruh life is dumb

by IOOF God April 1, 2019


LIFE

type this when you get one

bob: whats the meaning of life
jeff: you don't have one

by bob:( April 6, 2022


Life

If it came from nothing, then, even if you kill it, it can still come back. It literally happened once already. It wasn't there. And then it was.

Hym "Life is like that. Literally."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023


Life

I'm not going to have one if I don't get that fucking money.

Hym "I'm going to kill a child and them myself. There isn't going to be a life for me to ruin."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2024


Life

What kind of life do you think I’m going to have?

Hym “Seriously. The most famous grocery store clerk? I’ll do that everyday while the townsfolk come by my stock to throw tomatoes. Sound good? Probably (to you). What would a 5 year plan to punish the whores who fucked that cripple look like? Year 1, acquire everything I’ll need for my 5-year plan. Year 2, find out where they live. Year 3, get a handle one their schedules. Year 4, make a sub-plan within the 5-year plan. Year 5, implement both plans. Everyone who matters is happy. Everyone who matters wins. Maybe have a go at anyone who refused to pay for my services or at the very least drag them down to Hell with me. That’s sounds like a life worth living to me.”

by Hym Iam September 27, 2022