Girl who likes a horse

A “Girl who likes a horse” is an old saying. In the older days on the border of Texas and Mexico. Guys would pay women to suck off a horse or donkey. Commonly used in country songs such as “New Years Day” by Charlie Robison

“I want to see a girl who likes a horse”

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Signs a girl likes me

she doesnt

no really the fact that you thought she liked you is HILLARIOUS like man Noone likes you

Maybe they will like you if you stop Fapping to fucking fortnite porn you degenerate

You know maybe i am a little harsh here is an example of Signs a girls likes me :

1.wake up

2.it was probably i fucking dream

Thats why there is no way a girl likes you ok? now say this word inside your mind ok?: Signs a girl likes me are none

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An animal that looks like trent

A crazy haired animal that jumps around and responds to "sock monkey"

Kristen: whats an animal that looks like trent?
:"SOCK MONKEY"

Kristen: SOCK MONKEY!
Trent: YES :D ?

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fanny like a bag of old mussels

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.

He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.

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Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Vice President, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.

A "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck" is any Vice President that is sexually desirable.

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whaddit look like whaddit do

derived from c-murder (not the rapper, the dishwasher/hustler)-it simply means how are you doing

"whaddit look like whaddit do!?!" legitimate response would be-"whaddit be 'bout!?!"

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I sweat you like whoah!

To really like someone.

Man, I saw this girl the other day and walked up to her and said, "I sweat you like whoa"!

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