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A famous pornstar that you should not know of until 18
I hope your mom is like Tiana trump because she would have alot of sex if so
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An expression of profanity; meant to express disgust with one's actions or words. Indicative of a wholly awful person.
"Coronavirus is a Socialist hoax"
"Trump you, that shit killed my uncle Jake"
the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up
the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much
trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
When you eat orange colored foods and your skin turns orange, much like Donald Trump’s tan line
“If you eat too many carrots you’re gonna trump out”
“No I’m not”
He was later sent to the ER; he trumped out
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Synonym - cop out.
(noun) An obvious scapegoat for something that has completely nothing to do with the issue being discussed; an acceptable excuse to divert attention away from the actual culprit or culprits
Person 1: man thaw previous President was the reason that the Ohio train derailed.
Person 2: How, he hasn’t been in charge for 2 years. Didn’t the new guy undo everything the other guy did?
Person 1: It was his deregulation that caused the derailment
Person 2: my guy, that is such a Trump-out
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Ivanka Trump is the second oldest child of Donald Trump. She may be romantically involved with her father. She often takes the place of Melania Trump in positions next to her father. Donald Trump said that he would date Ivanka if she were not his daughter.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Ivanka Trump?
Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
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Ask for a favor only when you need something
Otherwise you have no use for me
Don’t Trump Me you haven’t talked to me in at least two months
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