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When an eyelash or dirt gets in the sides of you're eye.
"Ah!" yelled Jerry.
"What's Wrong?" said Sam.
"I just got some crap in my eye," Jerry replied.
When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.
I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.
Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.
"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."
Bluish discoloration of one eye after being forced to sleep on the couch, after a disagreement
Yo man, did you get in a fight with you woman, looks like you got a bad case of the couch eye
A classic Yorkshire phrase that can be used universally in the county to greet someone whatever time of day.
Bob: "Ey 'Up, Jim"
Jim: "Ey 'Up, Bob"
Tired black eye: a term used for bags under you eyes
Mother- wake up!
Son- ugh! Fine.
Mother- come on! Get rid of those tired black eyes!
When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.
I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.