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Self help guys

Biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024


Guy Hecker

A real life person that existed at some point, like seriously look it up there was a baseball player in the late 1800s with the name Guy Hecker.

Fucking Guy Hecker

I can't get over this shit, I get it was the 19th century but who names their child that. He's probably in his grave contemplating haunting me for writing this but I can't just leave this information unshared.

What's worse is he was a fucking monster at baseball as well being one of the only two people to hit 3 home runs in one game and according to Wikipedia he's also the only person to get 6 hits in a nine-inning game.

Person 1: Hey did you know Guy Hecker was one of the only two people who were capable of hitting 3 home runs in one game

Person 2: I'm sorry did you just say Guy Hecker?

by ◉ ‿ ◉  August 16, 2021


guy in a car

good
ol’ friendly danish discord man. he will be very accepting and nice towards you. he will either hate ur music or love it, no inbetween. sometimes horny.

guy in a car can step on me any day

by bunvity November 23, 2021


lyric guy

The one guy under any YouTube music video who copies the lyrics from somewhere else and comments them

Hey look it's the lyric guy! Thank god I found him because I forgot how to search up (song name) lyrics on Google!

by cantfindafuckinghandle April 28, 2020


Guy Who Plays Drumset

If his name is Ian, then he's really hot, tall, and has beautiful blue eyes.

That Guy Who Plays Drumset is so bleepin' cool

by Fujiwara no-Sai May 3, 2019


Butthole Guy

n. A pervert freak who checks out girl’s buttholes whilst they walk by. He couldn’t care less about ass or boobs because true beauty is what’s inside.

Dude, Anton is a total butthole guy! Did you see him staring at Nigyambay’s butthole?! Uuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!!! 😫😫😫

by buttcrackjewguy October 15, 2022


Bill nye the science guy

A god in science.

He is a scientist who explains subjects in science via jokes.
He is amazing.

teacher: "Okay children who do you want to watch?"
student:"Bill nye the science guy!"

by a person ok? October 29, 2021