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What you say when someone accuses you of Facebook stalking. Since it just showed up on your news feed, you couldn't have been secretly reading their profile, right?
Joe: Man, that party last night was sick...
Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?
Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?
Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.
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The new world order is real and they are wealthy elites plotting world domination and the destruction of civilization they also want "population control" which is a fancy way of saying genocide. see also new world order Illuminati Freemasons Billderberg Group Globalism And Population Control. also agenda 21 and depopulation.
When the new world order comes we will be either dead or enslaved by the new world order shadow elites.
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Spread some sort of lubricant on a smooth floor. Then place a partner on the floor. Make him/her commence oral sex then pull him/her by their bush along the floor. (the pubic bush)
Shes completely bald after i gave her the Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller.
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A sexual move when you smear Peanut Butter and Jelly in a girl's vagina. You dunk a piece of bread into the vagina spreading the peanut butter and jelly on the bread, then eating it.
Misty: I'm hungry.
Brock: How 'bout you make me a New Jersey PB n J, bitch!
Misty: Ok.
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When you wake up in a new bugatti, so you scream it out in pure joy.
Bob: (SCREAMS) I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
Jake: Why do you gotta be so loud?!
Bob: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
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The positive counterpart to bad news bears; a cutesy or informal way of expressing that some event is/was a positive one.
"I got 100% on my psych quiz! Good news geese."
"Dude, you won that contest? Good news geese for you."
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A phrase said before someone says something very unfortunate. If a guy says this to a lady or vice versa, they might be about to do an unexpected breakup because one of them did something that the other person REALLY didn't like, or it could be used in any situation where bad news just needs to be given. For example, it could also be said when a big and exciting event is about to end or just before a very life-changing event that might possibly ruin the other guy's life forever.
Guy 1: I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the year that you really liked and wanted to last forever, 2014, is coming to a close in a few days! So sorry dude, but every single old thing has to come to an end!
Guy 2: Really? But I hope 2015 will also be awesome!
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