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The creator of butt rock and nazi reichmarshall(committed suicide, cuz butt rock died)
John smith the creator of butt rock is dead
The best man you can ask for. Most handsome and funny and great and amazing and cute and everything good. My baby boy.
He will be great and will follow his dreams.
-his amazing girlfriend Ducky
John Smith is the body boyfriend I could ask for.
John smith is my baby
Street Term for someone who files false police reports
"The Only thing worse then a snitch
is a John Macy."
- The Masta Chief
A Tailor which believes to be a fashion guru but really is a disaster in the eyes of its customers.
OMG I got my clothes back and the tailor seems to have no issues with it even after raising all the issues with it. I fell into the hands of a John Membu.
John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
The name of the conductor guy from the polar express
“You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius”
“What is wrong with you”
When a flyfisher brings you to what he claims as “real fishing” but strikes zero fishes.
-Gotta bring you for some real fishin’!
(Catches nothing)
-What a fishless John.