thats not what your mom told me last night

A good comeback to anything.

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!

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Do you know what I look like?

If so, how do you do that? Do you just look up my IP address and see everything?

Do you know what I look like?

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what you get when you mix blue and yellow

green, funkyfunk, funkeefunkee, HERBal tea, dat primary concoction,

"what you get when you mix blue and yellow?"
"dat supa green"
"don't forget the red hairs"

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What the fuck did you fucking say about me

This is the beginning of a copypasta of a 'Navy Seal' talking about how he's better than you

Kid 1: man you suck at Call of Duty
Kid 2: What the fuck did you fucking say about me, you little bitch?

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whoa whoa whoa what do we have here?

Abrupt interruption of friend(s) conversation to signify hot chick in the vicinity. It is typically used in unison with a slight head nod in the direction of said hottie. The interruption is KEY; regardless of how important the conversation is, all parties, male or female, must be inconvenienced enough to look before resuming conversation.

Extra "whoas" may be added for effect, up to five is customary and acceptable.

Guy #1: "So I told her to quit being crazy and looking through my phone..."

Guy #2: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa what do we have here?"

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Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means but you

Instagram user #1 : Wow guess what urban dictionary says about my name

Andy Tate : don't care,
Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

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You know what i mean jelly bean

Telling some one you care or love

Showing them you got a cute nick name can help catch their attention. Show how cute you can be

Telling some one you care or love

You know what i mean jelly bean

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