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Ten Pint Time Machine

The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.

Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!

by Jollyer February 26, 2023


Ski on his spare time

Normally used when a black, or African-American individual likes white, or caucasian individuals. This is where the idea that white people are "snow" ; so when someone says "you like to ski" it is referring to liking white people in a romantic way.

Cheyenne: Girl that black guy is sooo fine!

Janice: Girl, dont even bother. He likes to ski on his spare time.

by cheerlife2 July 12, 2011


big papa huge time

Most likely a Jesse. A man in full. Always cooler than a Ashley although Ashley's are still most beautiful person in the room. Her cool meter is lower than a big papa.

Damn that Jesse is a big papa huge time.

by Therealbigpapahugetime May 22, 2022


I've Got Time, But No Money

The first song created by the legendary band Kino.

I've Got Time, But No Money sounds quite nice

by Veteran Bandit April 29, 2021


Time to eat some ass

A circumspect way to talk about a surprise birthday cake

Hey for James its time to eat some ass, can you get some plates, please.

by RexViper2000 November 14, 2021


9 times outta 10

9 times out of 10

•means the chances are slim to none my G

•according to NYC urban legend, the term “9 times out of 10” was coined by viral Instagram comedian RAYYY RAYYY during the bandemic to explain that the odds - they are probably not in your favor…

• it’s another way of saying “I seen this sh*t before and here’s how it’s gonna play out..”

“If you’re from NYC , 9 times outta 10- you ain’t never seen the NYE ball drop in person”

“If she drives a Nissan Maxima, and has a least a dozen or more half open water bottles in her backseat, 9 times outta 10, you’re better off focusing on yourself king”

by TheUrbanDictionaryFairy 🧚‍♀️ January 4, 2022


Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time

Babies and middle aged plumbers adventure to take on aliens from the past. That’s literally it. Great game btw.

Heyo dude, play Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, it has L33T hammer Bros.

by AidanTheMeme June 3, 2021