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the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up
the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much
trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
When you eat orange colored foods and your skin turns orange, much like Donald Trump’s tan line
“If you eat too many carrots you’re gonna trump out”
“No I’m not”
He was later sent to the ER; he trumped out
Synonym - cop out.
(noun) An obvious scapegoat for something that has completely nothing to do with the issue being discussed; an acceptable excuse to divert attention away from the actual culprit or culprits
Person 1: man thaw previous President was the reason that the Ohio train derailed.
Person 2: How, he hasn’t been in charge for 2 years. Didn’t the new guy undo everything the other guy did?
Person 1: It was his deregulation that caused the derailment
Person 2: my guy, that is such a Trump-out
Ivanka Trump is the second oldest child of Donald Trump. She may be romantically involved with her father. She often takes the place of Melania Trump in positions next to her father. Donald Trump said that he would date Ivanka if she were not his daughter.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Ivanka Trump?
Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
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Ask for a favor only when you need something
Otherwise you have no use for me
Don’t Trump Me you haven’t talked to me in at least two months
Australian Slang
Relevant to card games.
A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its usual rank in trick-taking games. Typically, an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit; these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits.
Any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.
So, being surprised (or "shitting yourself") made that the immediate prevailing thought above all others.
I stepped on a snake today. Shit was trumps!
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Violence carried out under the false pretense of “patriotism” by Donald Trump’s white nationalist cult of supporters in an effort to destroy American democracy. These acts of terror are usually accompanied by American, Nazi, Confederate, and Trump flags, as well as sacrilegious modifications of the American flag, especially the Thin Blue Line. On- and off-duty law enforcement are usually passive or active participants in the terrorism. Donald Trump has publicly incited and condoned these riots, both implicitly and explicitly.
Donald Trump’s presidential campaigns and presidency emboldened white supremacists to enact Trump terrorism on America, culminating in an attack on the Capitol building on January 6, 2021, which has spurred demands for Trump’s immediate removal from office.
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