The percentage of your sentences that contain the n word
My average n/s is 3.
My Nigga, This Nigga I saw at the store the other day was the dumbest nigga I have ever seen.
When you and your partner(s) get as high as you can and then have sexual relations until every party involved has an orgasm before the first party passes out.
Person 1: I got some weed and viagra.
Person 2: I love you man but not like that!
Person 1: Nah, it's for me and my girl.
Person 2: So what? Are you all gonna Stone N Bone?
Person 1: Fuck yeah!!!
When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.
My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.
A person who enjoys violently rubbing their hard-on between an extremely obese female’s back rolls. Someone of this type, could even possess a fetish for such rolls that leads to intense arousal.
Omg, Dan! I can’t believe you fucked Amy’s back rolls! She’s like 300 pounds! AND you broke her bed doing it! You’re such a rock n’ roll packer
When the stepparent doesn’t approve of the biological parent taking the kids out for dinner
Angie does not approve of wining n dining
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