Rural Dictionary

Turning Red Real Meaning

The cringey movie is actually about a girl on her period

When ever she ‘turns panda’ she is on her period.

Parents r concerned lol

Charlie: What Is The Turning Red Real Meaning

Christine: Basically A girl on there period…

Charlie: what’s dat?

Christine: uhhhhhh…

by masonthemissile November 10, 2022

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Your boyfriend is been a wanker, annoying you all night, you really want to just smother his face so you secretly feed him a couple of xanax and wait until he falls into a deep slumber. It is perfect timing as you are on your period and have thick menstrual blood gushing from your snatch. You take your underwear off and pull out a nice juicy and succulent tampon. You sensually rub the tampon over your smug boyfriends face and lips and then sit your bleeding pussy on his face. Your menstrual blood smears all over his pretty little face, you make sure his lips are parted so he can taste all the juices flowing from your tight little cunt. You do this until his face looks like it belongs in a Quentin Tarrinto movie. You really want to make sure you get a few stringy blood clots smeared across his perfect face and also a few clots in his hair that will dry over night.

"If you don't shut up I'm gonna get my friend little red riding cunt to smother you with her bleeding vagina!"

by Jordan Converse October 26, 2013

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Duh, Big Red Truck!!

To poke fun at someone for stating something outright obvious

Situation: Person putting his hand on a hot stove burner after being told that it was hot...

1: Hey man, don't touch the stove, it's hot.
2: Crap that's hot!!
1: Duh, Big Red Truck!!

by ~t October 7, 2004

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Red diver ass muncher

to eat out a vagina on its period for the main course then proceed to anus for a doo doo dessert.

dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.

by rockstarrr April 14, 2008

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