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This French expression means that you are so tired that you can not open your eyes and they look as small as the hole on the tip of the penis.
Bryan and I will party so much this week end that we will have the eyes like a dick hole on Monday morning!
I wonder what you did yesterday night, you have the eyes like a dick hole today?
Stop drinking, you start to have the eyes like a dick hole...
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1. verb/simile. To be working really hard, or so under the pump that you've found yourself dehydrated.
2. verb/simile. (sarcastic) Doing nothing at all.
1. How are ya, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Up for a brewskie later then?
Yeah, for sure.
2. How are ay, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Yeah righto, come out for a brewskie then.
Orright, seeya in a sec.
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When you piss out of your face to communicate with your peers.
"Hey, what's up dude?" -pees on you-
"not much. we r really Livin' Like Larry up in here." -psssssssh-
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A simple trick designed so that when you get a large sum of likes you edit the comment to say “Like if you have a small dick” successfully fooling all those who liked
Damn man, I liked a ‘like if you have a big dick’ comment and he changed it to say ‘like if you have a small dick’
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When you hang a sock on the door knob it lets people know that you are doing something freaky inside, you know something sexual.
Ladies and Boys bored out of your mind "I like it hanging from the doorknob" Tie a Toy Sexual Strap On to a Doorknob for Hours of Fun !
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Up and down like a yo-yo is how a guy is supposed to ride the peg of another dude.
Matt tells me to go "Up and down like a yo-yo" when he wants me to ride the peg!
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moving through a group of people with no resistance
"The jammer for the Putas del Fuego moved through the pack of rollergirls like a hot knife through butter" said the announcer ,Wundamike.
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