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Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.
I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!
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Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
The supernatural force that magically turns down the difficulty dial whenever you're spectating someone else.
"Seriously? This guy one taps me but whiffs every shot on our random?"
"That's the invisible hand at work."
When someone sends you a snapchat that was also posted on their story
"I know Josh's ass did not just send me a second-hand snap after i sent him a direct one"
On a balmy summer day in June 2022, a man named Steed was consensually groping the buttocks of a woman when she farted on his hand, and thus a fine tradition began.
Sarah just gave Steed a Henderson Hand Warmer!
Where you have to give someone something but you don't want too. So,when you put it in there hand you push it back much more than is necessary to show that you resent doing it.
When he payed me back he gave me an extra hand shove.
Running your hand through your guys hair
Bro my girl ran her hand through the forest and I nutted