Someone who is shaped like a cereal box, wide hips and wide shoulders with skinny neck and legs. This person usually likes to flash others.
You often keep your ceral in them they are made of cardboard and some kids make robots out of them they are often a insult boys use on girls to show they are flat chested
Dude1:omg she’s pretty flat. Dude2:ye she’s a right cereal box
Something totally crazy or absurd
Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
The act of inserting your fish into someone’s anus, picking them up and punching someone else with the said person like they are a boxing love
Yo did you hear about Andre got into a fight with a bunch of people and the bar last night? He gave the little dude a Philadelphian boxing glove and beat the hell out of the 4 other guys with him. Poor little man walked like a bow legged cowboy out the bar
A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone
YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY