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Saying made famous by Scott and his friends around the Chicago/Northwest Indiana area after watching a porno called "Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls," where a man getting his dick sucked, repeatedly asks the women to "suck the cum right out my balls," and she does.
Hey John, why don't we go sledding?
Hey Jorgie, why don't you suck the cum right out my balls?!
Carrie sucked the cum right out my balls!!
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Also hola, como te llamas
American (White, super hot fine, SOAKING wet): Hola, cum all over me lamas?
Mexican (Guy): hola, sì.
Then he proceeds to bang the shit out of her.
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On the 20th of November its Cum Jar Day!
Grab a Jar, and get fun going!
Jeez its November 20th National Cum Jar day Already? I'll better start!
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Latin for "with this, therefore because of this"
Basically says, just because A = B , and B = C, A ≠ C.
Example of cum hoc ergo propter hoc:
If Chad likes Megan, and Megan likes Barbie Dolls, that does not mean that Chad likes Barbie Dolls.
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suck my balls and make me cum is what I tell my fellow cadet roomie to do when he gives me a blowjob.
I told Christian to suck my balls and make me cum when he gave me a blowjob earlier.
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The act of saying you banged some skeezer when you actually may not have; something a Doofis might say.
When your friends ask if you scored with some tavern wench, you tell them "Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!"
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"Tongue my hole and make me cum !" is what a guy says if he wants to be rimmed and have a rim-gasm.
Matt came back from the gym, got naked, flopped on his bed with his legs up and sweaty asshole exposed, and said "Tongue my hole and make me cum !
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