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A colorful synonym for a human female’a clitoris. A clitoris is essentially a malformed penis. Hence, cunt-dick
Example 1:
I’m loving the way you tongue punch my fart box. It is making my cunt-dick very hard.
Example 2:
I love it when you suck my cunt-dick. Now come over here and rub your dick against my cunt-dick.
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Term used for a fellow employee who just shit on your day.
Wow, Michelle just called her a Cunt Face Hag. Because she didn't know she was suppose to bring in the tables.
A dumb ass person that annoys you with every last drop of annoyance they have and they need to shut the fuck up
Omg shut up you stupid ass cunt!
When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.
Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.
Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!
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Someone with all the stuff you want, lording it around it around like a cunt… but a top tier one.
Chris owns an air fryer, a pizza oven and has a Gousto subscription. Chris is a top tier cunt.
Shit Cunt - You literally fucking suck. Nobody likes you. Go fuck a cow.
Good Cunt - You're a good man/woman. I'd hang with you.
Mad Cunt - You're a fucking nut case but I love you so fucking much you bloody legend.
Dumb Cunt - You are literally a fucking moron. You lack even the slightest amount of common sense.
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Cunt - Another word for pussy/a woman's vagina
Cunt = Mate
Australia is fucking great.
Tobias: Oi, Maria's a bit of a Shit Cunt, don't ya think?
Ebony: Oh yeah, but she doesn't compare to Daliah. The Dumb Cunt thought that my acrylics were the glue on Kmart ones, so the bitch ripped 'em off.
Tobias: Fuck. At least Kyle's a Good Cunt. He let me copy his homework last night, so the teacher didn't expel me.
Ebony: Yeah, he's alright.
Raymond: AYE LADS!
Ebony & Tobias: AYE! RAYMOND! YA MAD CUNT!
*Group hug*
Raymond: IMMA GET SOME CUNT TONIGHT!
Ebony & Tobias: NICE!
Cunt - The Several Meanings
Also known a meaty cunt chops! This was invented by PHIL and sam, this is when a female has particularly meaty genitals
I bet she has meaty cunt chops