Random
Source Code

King's Chalice

When a chick drinks the cum out of a dude condom after sex

"Hey man did you hook up with that chick last night?"

"Hell ya bruh she drank out of the King's Chalice"

by Goldieloxx March 28, 2021


King of the Mahir Haters

An individual with an intelligence quotient of 150 yet an emotional quotient of 10. He groans, saying he likes to ship characters in Skibidi Toilet and watches content farm episodes on repeat in class. Both of his parents were straight A's, his father being the class valedictorian and a physics major who was a soccer team captain with a 1580 on the SAT, while his mother was the salutatorian of her class and a master's degree in biochemistry who got a 1600 on the SAT. Meanwhile, this individual had negative grades in all his classes except math (Which he naturally enjoyed) and was so rude that he was banned from entering an educational facility. He places rings around his neck to make it longer so that it sticks out of the toilet bowl he wears on his head whenever he is not asleep. He hates learning, apart from the mathematics he acquired when he was still interested, and he has a worse attitude than the laziest kids in any educational facility. When he hates on a person, he taunts them behind their back and tries to suffocate the person by tying his long neck around that of the person he is hating on. He stares down at the suffocating person and groans "Uej Aeudentifoy aesuh skouiboudoey twoilit" ( I identify as a Skibidi Toilet) before eating the person's head, much like a Skibidi Toilet. His method of attack is similar to that of a boa constrictor. Additionally, he has severe hyperdontia and white spots and marks on every tooth from biting human skulls.

This "Huge waste of potential" that many use to describe the King of the Mahir Haters is the reason why all children deserve the best support from their families regardless of their attitudes and should never be abused. A lack of therapy, combined with neglect, caused this once-happy individual to fall into a deep despair that eventually transformed him into the tyrannical leader of a group of innocents whom he poisoned and turned into disgusting, mutant creatures. Everybody he converted into a Mahir Hater can be cured, but time will tell if he himself can be corrected.

by Mudane potion#069 December 26, 2024


GMD King

Small American YouTuber that plays geometry dash on occasion, mostly animates and voice acts.

Hey, did you hear that GMD King beat the GD level Acropolis?

by Didyouknowthatbeanscantfruit December 17, 2024


Mme King

mme king is a teacher who is lazy, gives work, never teaches, makes awful jokes and made us go through health class(traumtizing)

mme king is very kind but, stubborn

by sharanitaxer June 11, 2024


The Grub King

Some nerd who's life goal is to spread his seed. Used to play runescape but is now a staff member on a Minecraft server.

Likes to smoke the marijuana and play chess against Bob the Snob and still win.

The Grub King is selfish and refused to buy his potatoe love a new cat

by Jennifer of Doom and Sunshine June 20, 2023


Wooper King

The king of the best pokemon in the effing existance

Im the wooper king get fucked

by Wooper King October 21, 2020


king of cheese and corn

someone who is overly corny and cheesy, earning the title the king of cheese and corn

P1: Hey guys!!!!! I play soccer!!!!!!
P2: dog, your actually the king of cheese and corn

by Nxb August 29, 2021