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The Polished Perplexing Peregrinous Potty Pixelmonkey
Queen Smilie Creator
My Favourite Stalkee
I am the Monkey, I can go anywhere!
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WHEN YUO HAVE SECKS WITH A MUNKEY and you love it
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Something frustrating in its disgustingness.
Orginally, a man birthed from the anus of a monkey or an ape.
::Jeanine unable to get credit card machine to work: "Son of a monkey's ass!"
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Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.
When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.
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A greasy, nasty person. Usually when sweaty.
Ali: Omg, did you see didi today?
Linz: yeah!!! she looked like a Grease-Monkey Butterball!
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John: ew robert you are a desert monkey
Robert: we wagh undertale bleh ooh aah
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A woman with more facial hair than most men. (i.e. better sideburns than Kevin Costner when he did that crappy 3000 miles to Graceland movie)
man 1:"Hey did you see Sheryl checking you out?"
man 2:"No way I'd hit that man. She looks like a damn fuzzy monkey."
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