shit was trumps

Australian Slang

Relevant to card games.
A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its usual rank in trick-taking games. Typically, an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit; these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits.
Any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.

So, being surprised (or "shitting yourself") made that the immediate prevailing thought above all others.

I stepped on a snake today. Shit was trumps!

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Trump terrorism

Violence carried out under the false pretense of “patriotism” by Donald Trump’s white nationalist cult of supporters in an effort to destroy American democracy. These acts of terror are usually accompanied by American, Nazi, Confederate, and Trump flags, as well as sacrilegious modifications of the American flag, especially the Thin Blue Line. On- and off-duty law enforcement are usually passive or active participants in the terrorism. Donald Trump has publicly incited and condoned these riots, both implicitly and explicitly.

Donald Trump’s presidential campaigns and presidency emboldened white supremacists to enact Trump terrorism on America, culminating in an attack on the Capitol building on January 6, 2021, which has spurred demands for Trump’s immediate removal from office.

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Trump Attack

A panic attack that was caused solely from Trump's bullshit shenanigans

I'm having a Trump Attack!!!

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Trump Attack

When you "Grab 'em by the pussy". Literally grab someone in the pussy

I just trump attacked someone!

trumping bang

used by a woman who insist that if she sleeps with a man he may not continue sleeping with anyone else until they break up. Her bang trumps all other banging and cancels it out.

Johnny agreed that it was a trumping bang. If they did it, he wouldn't see anyone else.

Trumped a bullet

past tense Trumped a bullet.

idiom: a. To escape an undesirable outcome or fate by something more than sheer, stupid luck; b. To be saved from a catastrophic event by divine intervention; c. to dodge a bullet (proverbial), but more serious or impactful.

Man, I almost got into a major car accident just now, but somehow I got around it totally unscathed.

Wow, you really Trumped a bullet.

A trump

Someone who believes in their own truth despite obvious facts to the contrary.

He thinks the world is flat, he is such a trump.

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