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When one sees a woman's bosom and is so enticed he compares them to not one but two scoops of ice cream titties.
Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....
Jeff: Wow, i would scoop that
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.
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my girl just asked me for me to let her do a double reverse cowboy sex rodeo
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The most definite response to something that will happen
Can you get a ball for $120? Yup That's a Double O 10/4 Fa Show!
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gang gang double g shit nigga. what else hoe
nobody:
me:gang gang double g shit nigga
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When a women or man twist a mans penis, with two hands till it turns purple. Then proceeds to twist and spit on the penis, till theres a chewy bit of foreskin left.
Greg: Damn I just got the 3000 gaw gaw double handed twist.
Fred: How was that?
Greg: The bitch took my foreskin off.
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A Bra
Victoria Secret sell some real nice lacey 'Double Barrelled Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder's'
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Two guys sit on the same toilet, facing opposite directions, while reaching around and giving the other guy a handjob. As this occurs, both guys are taking a huge crap, and aftrwards, each guy fingers the other's butthole.
"Hey, there is only one toilet, let's just share this one."
"Alright, and maybe we can do some Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down while we're at it?"
"Of course, just make sure that you wash your hands real good when we're done."
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