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this guy has my sexy penis, he gets so many girls fucking him so hard
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a guy in a shit roadman car that's been modified to make more noises than godzillas asshole when letting one rip; as an obvious compensation for his lack of endowment.
"Damn there goes mr big penis in his super cool Ford Fiesta on his way to jobcentre"
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When your pocket knife comes open in your pocket and stabs you in the groin while walking.
"Dude, how did you end up in the hospital?"
"Ah, it was the ol' Portuguese Knife-Penis again."
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The word you use when you waste your time on making this retarded ass definition. Most commonly used by Martin Luther King Jr, this is also used when your wife/ friend is over appreciated
"Mrs. Obama is my Cyborg Nigga Penis"
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The after-party of the pride parade.
Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.
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A penis with no shaft just the head. Cum into a small container. Then dip their penis into the container, getting the whole penis soaked/moist.
Tony: I cant wait to have a moist acorn penis tonight.
Barry: Same, might have to join.
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When fat in the pubic area on overweight men protrudes over the penis, making it look smaller.
You better stop eating so much because over time you will get buried penis syndrome.
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