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Man 1: “OMG, that bitch is coming over to brag about his “straight” boyfriend”.
Man 2: “I can’t stand that slut. Internalized homophobia’’s wiki has his name under the “see other” in MLA the references”
Man 3: “So my man wants to chill but only if it’s gay_”
Man 2: “You can get to stepping. You’re bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar and you are not coming here and playing Gold Star Queen!!
Man 1: “Bye!!!”
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n. a general exclamation used whilst bewildered
(a variation on holy testicle tuesday!)
guy 1 - dude, did you just see like 50 asian guys in tuxedoes walk into T.G.I Fridays just now?!
Guy 2 - Holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!
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Party at which all participants, both male and female, wear tennis attire. When ever two sets of eyes meet at such a party, each person then proceed in showing, or flashing the other their private parts.
I love a good Tennis Boys and Tennis Toys Party. Those parties are so awesome. I love seeing me some titties!
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A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.
The Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.
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When you are the Boomer in the Left 4 Dead series and you explode in a room, covering the humans in your bile.
(playing xbox)
...... I just owned all of those guys.
BOOM BOOM PARTY ROOM THAT'S A GOODA BARFIN!
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A retort signifying one of two scenarios based on context and speaker:
(1) A dejected loser who initially engaged in debate has ventured out of their depth, and now attempts to break for the intellectual fire-escape by using a phrase he himself has been the recipient of previously. This dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and continue to research the topic at issue in an attempt to prepare for the imminent rematch for which no one requested.
(2) A virgin, loser has attempted to engage a total Chad, who has not one solitary fuck to give, because this Chad is concerned with the important things in life like: partying, recreational drug abuse, and disrespecting women. The Chad uses the ironic retort, and with good authority. This Chad is the fiesta and everyone knows it. The dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and cry.
Virgin Loser:" . . . and that is why the Flash would kill the Hulk everytime they fought. Honestly, it's embarrassing you even thought he stood a chance."
Defeated Virgin Loser: *visibly sweating and mentally panicking* "Pssshh. Yeah. Pssshhh. Right. W-w-well, I bet. . . I bet you're fun at parties!"
Virgin Loser: "Chad why do you like Skrillex. He's not even a real musician, like Megadeath or Anthrax. I mean, can Skrillex even play guitar, much less shred like James Hetfield/Buckethead/Steve Vai/..."
Chad: *never breaking eye contact with the captain of the cheer team* "I bet you're fun at parties."
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