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A day, so holy and strictly followed, where all who know what is good for them, hate Jem. Jem and his imbecilic suggestions are not to be endorsed, but rather abrogated at any cost. Jem on this day, knows nothing.
Jem: 'You should watch it.'
You: 'Never.'
This, is Annual do not do what Jem says day.
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Helmet.
I can’t believe I once thought this band was cool. Today I realized that they actually suck. Why did I like this band? Their music is very boring.
You know what band really sucks?
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A phrase using ya mam which is also very good answer to any question.
Person 1: Thats very big
Person 2: Thats what ya mam said last night
Person 1: Thats Sick
Person 2: Thats what ya mam said last night!
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You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.
"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.
I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
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..too bad you cared so much that you had to shave and taper for fciacs. and if dual meets mean nothing, why so teary? and by the way, we werent in your class AND we still beat your relays at opens. ramburgersssss
where do you come up with this stuff ramburgers???
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What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.
That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.
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A phrase usually used in middle schools.
A fresh new way to say, "What up?"
So tell your friends, and tell them to tell their friends!
Dude 1: "What up, my home slice o ham?!?!"
Dude 2: "Nothin much, you?"
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