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When you decide to park your car drunk but you do a better job than being sober.
I needed to do a little drink n park to get in this space outside
Legal substitute for the phrase “Jesus Christ”
Cheese n rice Kyle! The fucking condom isn’t meant for your balls!
when a homeless guy joins a bank just to get the card he can swipe to get into the 24 hour indoor ATM to sleep inside
guy 1: bruh i jus went into the ENT at midnight and is smelled like whiskey there was a bum in there snoozin.
guy 2: homie did tha bloop n holla
A Yiff n' Slip is when someone is jerking off to furry porn and cum falls on the floor, then the Yiffer Slipper slips on his own semen. This can also be done on purpose as a prank.
"how was your night?"
"good, until I did the ol' Yiff n' Slip"
When you lay out a tarp, cover it in baby oil and/or lube, and have her lay at the other end with her legs spread out. You then make the East-Side gang sign with your hand and slide along the tarp until you insert your first two fingers in her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole.
Yesterday we tried the East-Side Slip n' Slide but I missed and ended up with road burn on my pecker.
S/N# means "Serial Number".
S/N# is found at a lot of the stuff you buy.
All the other plans failed, and you have to resort to any way possible to eliminate remaining Africans.
"Boys look, Plan M failed, we have to resort to Plan N."