Asking god to slam whatever you are mad at instead of damning it
An absolute bozo whom we watch every single opportunity we get
"Have you watched any Dark Bear God lately?"
a holy roller preacher chick on tv who is hot.
"Dude, she's a hot God chick"
the name literally nobody fucking uses for deepwoken
"hey wanna hop on drowned gods" "no nigga who the fuck calls it drowned gods"
The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching
“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”
“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”
A holy version of BanBan from the hit game Garten Of BanBan has a halo and is white, with yellow banbaleena being his wife. Together they created the universe of garten of banban and all of the creatures in it. In the 22 Century they created versions of themselves that were blessed and descended into the kindergarten to reunite all of the monsters in there.
I heard God-BanBan created the world, I recently started praying to him and created a cult around him.
When she banbaning zaza style on your pizza tower but u a rizz god
"WHEN SHE BANBANING ZAZA STYLE ON YOUR PIZZA TOWER BUT U A RIZZ GOD!1!1!11"Holds up Thanos gauntlet