Cyborg Nigga Penis

The word you use when you waste your time on making this retarded ass definition. Most commonly used by Martin Luther King Jr, this is also used when your wife/ friend is over appreciated

"Mrs. Obama is my Cyborg Nigga Penis"

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penis popper party

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

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Penis Fly Trap

A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.

I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.

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Penis ring neck

Neck looks flabby and Round

Penis ring neck -Neck looks Flabby and round

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Small penis cal

Gay cal

Jimmy is a small penis cal

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your mommas penis

it is big . . . . .and u sniff her nuts

vagina sweat

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raw penis law

I'll take a stab at it. Raw Penis Rule= Limit of 1-x where d/m*(AC)=x as the function approaches 1 the chances increase

KEY: d=drinks

m=mass/weight

AC=<Alcohol Content%>

Raw Penis Law For instance 10 shots tequila at 60% alcohol with a weight of 115lb yields x=.14 but the limit is 1-.14=.86 which means chances of raw dogging excellent 😀

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