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When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.
Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.
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The act of drinking Red Bull when you are already wide awake, simply because you like the taste.
Jeremy: "John had a Red Bull with lunch today. Didn't even put any vodka in it."
Jim: "Really? - A Red Bull without a cause?"
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What chuck norris gets instead of blue balls. This is becuase he the greatest American ever to live.
Look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!
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A game played once a year in which Oklahoma makes themselves feel good by beating a badly coached Mack Brown team before subsequently losing to someone else in their conference championship and/or a bowl game.
"Wow, Oklahoma really beat Texas good in that Red River Shootou redneck fest."
"Yeah, guess it was nice until Kansas St. and LSU dirt rolled them."
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Red Anus Licking Toads are extremly dangerous,they can lick your entire ass of with there sand paper like tounge or they can just give you a bad case of hemeroids.
Red Anus Licking Toads have been known to lick their way though crowds of animals or people and shoot a kind of vemon through their tonsils directley at the victims ass and create a nasty case hemroids,pimples and sometimes anul warts.
There has been gossip about a young man who owned a Red Anus Lciking Toad but has been reported dead.
oh no Red Anus Licking Toads has just givin me a pimple
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Magnus the red was described as "a traitor" in the Horus-Heresy by SOME in the 40k universe, HOWEVER, this is technically true due to him still having the THOUSAND SONS as a traitor-legion of space-marines,
HOWEVERx2: Magnus the red was still not considered a traitor in If The Emperor Had a Text To Speech Device by the God Emperor Of Mankind.
"Woah dude was that Magnus the Red (40k character) i just saw?"
"pretty sure of it bro-"
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When your girl Is on her period and you bust a nut in her yeast infected pussy then proceed to consume that pussy
Her: come eat this red velvet cum cake
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