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A vastly misunderstood definition. People who have actually taken middle school biology and passed the embryology unit. People who can name the seven characteristics of any living thing. Lastly, people who have enough common sense to apply that knowledge to real life observations.
Protestor: my body my choice!
Pro-lifer: the baby’s body is not your body. *points to your local library* go read a biology textbook bandwagoner.
saying you’re pro-life means you hate yourself so much you wish you weren’t born, but as a revenge you force other people to be born so they can suffer as much as you do.
„I don’t care about the babies being born I just want revenge because I feel so stupid“
pro-life = suffering
The way to say to Democrats that think its ok to kill human lives!
Also the way of getting yourself closer to God and believing in Him.
Mike-"Hi i'm Mike, I'm pro-life and like America."
Crazy Democrat-" Well that is the most racist thing I've ever heard"
Mike-" Ok, go burn in Hell and see the wrath of God!"
Crazy Democrat-" This country sucks fuck you!"
Mike-" Then move out of the fucking country!"
A person who practices the art of scamming banks by depositing fake checks into people’s account and profiting from it.
Every since I started the swipe life , I have not been broke.
Just saying dubich life about the Dubich people dubich life is not real life it's all fictional and their lies
Alex dubich all lies come out of his mouth dubich life is not real life man
aiden- hey bro did you hear about jordan’s life ?
brayden- you mean drama ?
When you and a friend from your past, get together after a big hiatus, and realize that you both have been living your best lives, and now they finally intersect. Who needs real high fives, when your lives can high five themselves!?
Josh: This is crazy. We both own houses, have killer jobs we love, we spend every weekend on the water, and we basically have been killing it! So glad we are hanging out again!
Brittany: Duh. Life high five!