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A woman with more facial hair than most men. (i.e. better sideburns than Kevin Costner when he did that crappy 3000 miles to Graceland movie)
man 1:"Hey did you see Sheryl checking you out?"
man 2:"No way I'd hit that man. She looks like a damn fuzzy monkey."
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a persons thumb that is extremely short
Megan fox's thumb is totally a "monkey thumb."
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A really messed up interior design.. referencing the very scary "monkey desk" that Ty designed and Frank allowed on Trading Spaces.
I like your house and all, but that orange chair reminds me of a monkey desk.
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The act of:
Step 1: Secretly spitting down a sexual partners butt crack.
Step 2: Insert penis or substitute without permission.
Step 3: Hold on.
Step 4: Psychological Factor: Reference having sex with the partner's friend or sibling.
I am going to have to do some monkey dunking since tonight's the night and my girl needs to be taught a lesson.
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a monkey who is autistic he likes to eat bananas to the point where he gags
do you see that FUNNY MONKEY?
HE IS SO AUTISTIC BRO
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default, gives you the title of mistriss, no mater which gender persuasion you are. crime monkey can never be controlled by another, he must always obey his mistriss, no matter how much distress is caused. in time he will become totally dependant on his mistriss, and will stay loyally by her side for enternity
crime monkey, hump that fellows leg....don't give me that look i know you want to *whips*
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When you see someone large operating a small vehicle or are working in a confined area.
That dude on that scooter, looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.
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