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smithson valley high school

this school is full of sexist ass homophobic ass jesus is lord ass trump dick sucking hicks. the teachers have a weird obsession with shoulders so kids constantly get sent out of class cause their shoulders are distracting. it's actually called stoner valley because you're either a stoner or someone who pretends they're a stoner. there are the dumb fortnite boys who make rape jokes and say "no homo" every 4 seconds. there are the basic bitches that all look the same and are probably trying to be insta famous. there are the emo kids who lowkey looks like they will kill u and they're all gay. there are about 4 normal Gay people in the whole school. almost everyone is white, leaving us kids of color w so many hilarious racist comments to deal with. obviously, we are super DIVERSE and EXCEPTING. nobody learns shit cause everyone is stupid including the teachers who really want guns in their classrooms for some reason? everyone goes to football games even tho they literally have no clue whats going on bc its a great time for kids to fuck around on bleachers which is gOaLs . moral of the story , welcome to smithson valley highschool freshman:)!!!!!!!!

person 1: yo why did u get suspended from Smithson valley high school?

person 2: I'm an atheist.

by local lookout lesbian July 31, 2018

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John Hersey High School

John Hersey High School is a 4-year public high school that's part of Township High School District #214. It's mascot is the huskies and it's school colors are brown, orange, and white.

John Hersey High School is known for their unique school colors and was used for parts of the 2010 version of Nightmare on Elm Street.

by Cobaltchick21 March 19, 2010

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Lakeland Senior High School

The best High School in Lakeland, FL. We are the team that beats yours! Our football team will kick your ass. GO DREADNAUGHTS! :)

1-"So who is playing at the football game tonight?"
2-"Lakeland and Kathleen"
1-"I think Kathleen is going to win"
2-"PSH! Whatever, Lakeland Senior High School is the team that beats yours"

by peacelove32 May 27, 2009

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Arlington Catholic High School

-A very small, mostly caucasian, Catholic school in Arlington MA. Sports oriented, they take pride and excel in hockey and football. Although owned by Italians, the school is predominantly Irish and has a very strong school spirit as a result. The way of life revolves around the school mascot...the COUGAR!

-Although not the best, or most fun school compared to others academically, socially, or sports-wise, they have become the foremost name in the Greater Boston private high-school league.

1.)

AC kid - "Malden Catholic SUCKS....Austin Prep SUCKS...and St. Johns Prep SUCKS!!!"

Other kid - "You must be from AC huh?"

2.)

Frosh - "I'm a freshmen at AC"

MC/SJP/AP kid - "You mean GAY-C? LOL!"

Frosh - "..?.."

3.)

"Cougars!" - Arlington Catholic High School

by DeMott April 8, 2007

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High School Musical

The super awesome Disney movie that is hated by so many, which is so messed up seeing how it makes people happy and most people who hate it, only hate it because it has "so many fangirls" which is basically saying you hate it because it makes other people happy.

Also, people stop liking High school Musical because it is not "cool" anymore. But the truth is, High School Musical is a great, inspirational movie that has no violence, sex, or cussing in it and still gets it meaningful point across. Amazing isn't it?

And so what if it is over-advertised? That is Disney's fault, not the movie's.

HSM fan: Hey, did you watch High School Musical 2 over the summer?

Looser who decided it's not cool anymore: No.

fan: Why?

Looser: Because it's dumb and I never even liked it because there is no making out in it! Plus, it makes people like you HAPPY!

by Zoesoyeah. December 17, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


South Lakes High School

A School that has been overrun with midget freshmen coming from low income families that eat dinner at 7-11. the hallways are so small, you need Clorox to remove the pests that think they are "fresh." This school is full of posers that try to Dougie and jerk. The black people are now a majority at this school while Asians are becoming extinct. The walls here are cinder block because they want to make this as close to a jail cell as possible. The walls are painted over with ghetto art to hide the mold. There are about as many windows as the kids have in their boxes on shadow wood lane....

Yo did you go to South Lakes High School?

Yea, so what?

Well i see ur working at McDonalds...

by Bruce Buttlicker April 12, 2011

60๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mercy High School in Baltimore

There are many Mercy High Schools throughout the world but the Mercy High School in Baltimore is by far the best. It's different from the other Catholic all-girls in Baltimore because we're far superior to any of them. The school first opened their door on September 26, 1960. The school is 1/5 sports people, 1/5 stoners, 2/5 sluts, 1.5/5 normal people, and 1.5/5 anime/theatre people.

Each year since 1961, the Mercy Magic has taken on the IND Penguidians (a less cool version of Mercy) in the Mercy / IND game. The students of both schools call it The Game. It's really uncool when a lovable Mercy girl walks over to the IND side during the game to see her IND friends and some random bitch says "I think you're on the wrong side." I'm glad the IND education taught you how to differentiate Red and Blue... Mercy has won more of the games than IND.

A Mercy girl is probably dating a Calvert Hall guy, friends with several Calvert Hall guys, and hating those Loyola guys. Many of the girls also will date guys from Towson, Loch Raven, or Perry Hall. Mercy girls go weeks without shaving their legs due to lack of guys in the school. If you have a mean advisor you're usually too lazy to switch and if you have a nice advisor you're bragging about it to your friends. if you get kicked out for any reason you're going to Dulaney if you're rich, Towson if you're black, Overlea if you're plain disgusting, and Perry Hall, Parkville, or Loch Raven if you're middle class.

Most people think we're whores, some of us are, some of us aren't. But we're better than the schools like us (Catholic High/IND), rich people schools(Maryvale/NDP), and schools nobody cares about (Bryn Mawr, St. Tims).

where are you going to go to high school?
MERCY HIGH SCHOOL IN BALTIMORE!
why?
BECAUSE THE GIRLS THERE FUCKING ROCK OUT!

by Mercy Class of... June 20, 2009

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